Zrharc! The Comment Word Verification Dictionary
If you've tried to post a comment on a Blogger's blog, you've likely run into Word Verification, that random string of letters that you must type in order for your comment to go through. Sometimes we've seen that "word" and made up a funny definition for it. This is a lexicon of those definitions.
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
1. n. A fermented beverage of Eastern European and/or Asian origin.
2. adj. describing the mechanics of a pneumatic mail delivery tube.
n. How to say, "Vietnam," when you have no lips and your jaw is wired shut.
Sunday, December 25, 2005
n. A memeber of the Polish Mafia. No, wait, that's the Czech Mafia. No, on second thought, the Polish one. Maybe. I can never keep those languages straight.
Monday, December 19, 2005
n. things used to teach etiquette. Can range from books and tapes to promises to get sent to bed without supper.
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Thursday, December 15, 2005
n. a guitar-like instrument played during a scene in The Phantom Menace by Queen Amidala. Unlike Jar-Jar, sadly, it was edited out. Reviewers loved it. Man, that Lucas.
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
n. the result of a compromise made when one cannot decide to call their girlfriend "girlfriend" or "baby".
Monday, December 12, 2005
org. The Society for Democratic Quacks of West Jersey. [link]
adj. How euphoric one feels after sticking their lips into the hose of a high-powered vacuum cleaner.
Friday, December 09, 2005
n. The wacky morning show on Z-103.5 FM (Marion, WV), which is hosted by Buzz Woolworth, an actual sheep.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
1. n. A variation of the Uz typeface.
2. n. The statement from a Mafia henchman noticing the lack of hair upon his cohort's head. (From a low-quality FBI surveillance recording.)
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
n. The end of a Las Vegas boxing match that has gone into "extra" rounds. See follbam.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
n. A drug that helps you do something somehow, maybe sleep in more than one position, unless it doesn't. Might be a placebo. Under develepment by Upjohn.
Friday, December 02, 2005
n. That guy who used to measure your foot for shoes at the shoe store, before those cheesy Payless Shoe Stores were everywhere ("foot person").
interr. phr. The question "closing?" put to a shop owner by a person whose teeth are wired shut.
n. The little pixel "puck" in the old game of Pong, but only when it's coming your way. (compare with gwaybip)
Thursday, December 01, 2005
1. n. what people from the other boroughs of NYC have for people who live in brooklyn.
2. n. the plant somoene has who doesn't know how to take care of plants
n. the shuddering shock exhibited when a cold, fat raindrop has plopped onto the back of one's neck.