Thursday, April 27, 2006


The excitement one experiences on the last day of the week.

Monday, April 24, 2006


n. The featured portion of a person's online profile photo, taken from the most flattering angle to make him or her appear in the most appealing light.

Sunday, April 23, 2006


v. To divert a shipment of old-fashioned LP records. Not necessarily that big of a crime, actually.


interr. phr. "It's been almost 365 days since you've said you'd repair much longer it's gonna be?!?!"

Wednesday, April 19, 2006


n. A rarely-seen type of Viking groundhog whose males have a distinct tin-can-shaped head; found only within a four-block radius of the Portland State University downtown campus.

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006


n. Feminine parental figure with the masculine singular possessive pronoun. Related to the term "her mom" (the feminine singular possessive of the same subject).

Sunday, April 09, 2006


n. where you go to catch d'catfish while eatin' d'grits.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006


n. A bad batch of cottage cheese.

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