Friday, March 23, 2007


n. The sound of one's head a sploding, esp. when it has been totally rocket launchered.

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Friday, March 09, 2007


n. The middle day of the month according to the ancient Roman calendar. Most famously known in connection with the quotation from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar: "Beware the ieides of March."

Sunday, March 04, 2007


v. Of the root "suck." (1) Early modern English verb implying the action of suction: e.g., "The vacuum suckth." Except there weren't any vaccums in 17th century England. Which I suppose may pose a problem for future lexicographers.

(2) A term of derision uttered by an individual with a lisp: e.g., "Thith movie suckth!"