Friday, January 27, 2006

torvkth


n. Referring to the Toronto Vinland Vikings, only with a lisp.

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

ucuesr

1. n. Instruction for prompting an elderly person to do or say something: "You cue senior."

2. n. Instruction for drawing attention to the wrongdoing of a woman: "You accuse her."

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

jrxledxb

n. The junior champion of the National Dyslexic Spelling Bee.
(Apologies to Jim)

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uuumx

n. The University of the University of the University of Mexico. Home of Los Jaguuuars Quuue Luuuchan (The Fighting Jaguuuars).

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slmop


n. The splashing sound of a soaked mop hitting the linoleum.

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btaxf

n. A boyfriend tax. It is unknown whether or not certain types of boyfriends are deductible.

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Monday, January 23, 2006

yumoma

n. need i say more?

Sunday, January 15, 2006

xstab

n. A punky way to refer to a knife wound scar.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

dwezu



n. A dweeb zoo.

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Friday, January 06, 2006

xzombba

n. A former zombie mambo momma.

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

nwxjdzu

n. A former NW Judo player who now farms kudzu.

xcfxxjdf

n. An imaginary number in Roman numeral notation (CF+JDF = Square root of -I)

bixjrwd

n. A word that is spoken by the son of the one true b!x.

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dpahmz

n. pl. Dpartz of d'handz dat clapz togedder to d'riddimz.

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