1. n. A variation of the Uz typeface.
2. n. The statement from a Mafia henchman noticing the lack of hair upon his cohort's head. (From a low-quality FBI surveillance recording.)
If you've tried to post a comment on a Blogger's blog, you've likely run into Word Verification, that random string of letters that you must type in order for your comment to go through. Sometimes we've seen that "word" and made up a funny definition for it. This is a lexicon of those definitions.