Thursday, February 21, 2008


n. What they call the Epilady in Albania. Probably. For all we know. Cannot be pronounced by anybody not otherwise Albanian.

Hey, you ever looked at Albanian? It's got more gratuitous umlauts than all the metal bands put together! You know what the word "Albania" is in Albanian? Shqipëri! Can you pronounce that (provided you aren't Albanian)? Neither can we!

Dislclaimer: No Albanians were epilated during the production of this entry. No Albanian feelings were intentionally hurt by poking fun at the language (we keed!)

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


(n, abbrev.) The airline code for the Samuel John Klein/Fort Worth airport – a large, inexplicable place which serves just Samuel John Klein and Fort Worth, TX.


(pl. n., sing form poom) One of those clouds of facial powder that bloom up when a powder puff gets dropped from a height of inches instead of being placed gently back into the powder box.

Pictured: a particularly notable poom observed near Nagasaki Japan in 1945 (photo courtesy US Department of Defense Using Beauty Products).

[original photo from Trinity site]

Sunday, February 10, 2008


n. A hot imported sports car of indeterminiate origin. Most likely Italian, but could be Polish. Or maybe Hungarian.

[Photo of Car of the Year Award]

Monday, February 04, 2008


n. The direction half the weave in a zigzag fabric weave patttern go.

Compare with: fbrzag.

[surely, you can't be serious!]

Sunday, February 03, 2008


n. 1. A vessel, with an es on it.

esvsl, defn. 1

2. A vessel, with an es on it.

esvsl, defn. 2

3. A vessel, with an es on it.

esvsl, defn. 3

4. Any questions?

[I don't believe it!]

Saturday, February 02, 2008


n. Term descriptive of the anticipation of the transformative experience of eating a RyKrisp cracker.

Notably, this is more pronounced in some than in others.

compare with: triscuithappy, wheathinenthusiasm, saltinedread, oystercrackeranticipation

prove it!]