evptiyxq

n. What they call the Epilady in Albania. Probably. For all we know. Cannot be pronounced by anybody not otherwise Albanian.

Hey, you ever looked at Albanian? It's got more gratuitous umlauts than all the metal bands put together! You know what the word "Albania" is in Albanian? Shqipëri! Can you pronounce that (provided you aren't Albanian)? Neither can we!

Dislclaimer: No Albanians were epilated during the production of this entry. No Albanian feelings were intentionally hurt by poking fun at the language (we keed!)