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n. A seemingly simple solution to a problem, such as using duct tape to patch a leak. Usually these "quick fixes" end up being less-than-ideal permanent solutions.
If you've tried to post a comment on a Blogger's blog, you've likely run into Word Verification, that random string of letters that you must type in order for your comment to go through. Sometimes we've seen that "word" and made up a funny definition for it. This is a lexicon of those definitions.