dtvdapok

v. to strike a television or a DVD player with one's fingers (or the end of a stick) out of frustration, usually when the device is malfunctioning.

tzlwn

n. A day for Tasmanian devils to go trick-or-treating.

taneai

n. The exclamation screamed after getting a glob of suntan lotion in one's eyes.

bkdevey

n. Another nickname for Devey "Burger" Walburg, the actual name of the Burger King.

fluypti

adj. at a certain stage of discomfort when one is afflicted with influenza.

lstuvu

n. the master list of items that will protect a person from ultraviolet rays.

bayjz

n. Where Jay-Z moors his yacht.

glltuf

adj. As tough as an angry seagull. Used to describe the emotional state of one who forages for food on the beach.

gxydw

n. Production codeword for the latest version of Mountain Dew: Goat-Cheese Xtreme [Code] Yellow.

ixhts

n. The ways what you get out of this place.

nnehia

n. The place that was Chronicled, soon to be in theaters.

exgst

1. adj. formerly subject to the New Zealand Goods and Services Tax

2. n. an EXperimental Green Scrubby Thing.

figluon

n. a pasty in the shape of a fig or fig leaf, used by people who dress up as adam on halloween.

yleug

n., adv. A container for holding ylem (which see, but certainly not in this list)

ossfysr

n. What you call the policeman just before you get cuffed 'n' stuffed for DUI.

bttop

1. n. a. very ugly shirt
b. shirt that makes your upper body look like your hind parts

2. n. the opportunity to check out or photograph someone's behind

3. phrase. what a child might say if they were asked if they had to go to the bathroom

slymbiqq

n. A very, very skinny ballpoint pen.

vqekzqup

n., food A sauce similar to ketchup, but made with vanilla and quinine.

qyurmx

v. what the manager says to the DJ right before he starts spinning his favorite version of madonna's "hung up"

jsmqybqt

phrase. what a guy says to a girl when he take her home and she says "where are we?"


(in case no one got that, it's "just my crib, cutie" )

widyu

adv. with you, in Connecticut dialect.

gubrp

1. v. to belch after eating Goobers.

2. n. the creamy texture of a burp after one has eaten yogurt, pudding, or gravy.

3. n. An official gubernatorial expulsion of stomach gas.

rftht

v. to quickly spit when a bug flies into one's mouth during a bike ride.

zewap

n. Another of the specialty sounds once created by an xfhexsp. Used in movies when one character slaps another across the face with a wet spatula. See also zaprp, bzazmllp.

zaprp

n. the residual noise a bug zapper makes after it has just fried a rather tasty bug.

Entomology Etymology: first comes the zap
and then the rp (erp, burp...whatever)

bzazmllp

n. the sound of a small, out-of-control spacecraft bouncing along high-tension power lines before landing in a mud field.

zymbah

n. how King Mufasa addressed his son from the clouds.

fkncu

phrase. what you say to someone who thinks they're hiding behind a pebble when playing hide and seek.

rinzn

v. What happens to Charles Bronson's laundry after his machine's finished washzn 'em.

aqwbhr

v. To visibly react to unexpectedly cold water.

aloevs

1. n. The beginning of the phrase "____ __ sunburn"

2. n. pl. units of a-bread

feyic

v. how someone from jersey says a very not nice word if they have a speech impediment

bosai

n. a tiny tree found in a martial arts dojo. See also: Tae-bosai, found in Billy Blanks's Boot Camp.

zesyl

1. n. What ze French use to close ze envelopes.
2. n. A large grey pinniped found at the end of the alphabet.

kkckd

v. What a stuttering, vowel-deprived smoker did to the habit.

mylzu

n. a very large zoo where all of the animal exhibits are exactly one mile apart.

kahqcop

n. a Korean-American officer based at police headquarters.

sbzzcny

n. The local buzz according to South Carolinans in New York.

xsasntabs

n. A medication in pill form that prohibits ex-stupid people from having asinine thoughts.

uuzzyaxxo

n. The hangover specifically brought on by drinking an excess of uzo. Often leads one to chop down trees. With an ax.

sifpmimq

n. the mimic that comes after the fifth, to someone with a lithp.

iopodt

n. that mp3 player made by mac, said by someone who has the hiccups.

qrcachu

1. n. the sound a quirky person makes when he or she sneezes.

2. n. What a homosexual says when chasing someone. "Queer catch you!"

qwqyhsqy

adj. quick and husky.

Not sure when those two descriptors would be used at the same time, though.

hbakplz

n. a request to have a borrowed item returned. Short for "Hand it back, please."

follbam

n. a slapstick pratfall. See: Kramer, Jerry Lewis.

xfhexsp

1. n. a former employee of a movie special effects company.

2. n. a really good tongue twister.

fvkbuoyio

n. An Italian ocean marker in Kazakhstan.

bwfijjsd

n. the sound made when all the pressurized carbonation leaves a bottle of soda as the lid is unscrewed.

wuoic

v. What you do at your job in New Jersey.

sooieu

n. a pig call.

dtfondn

n. A fondue lower in fat and calories than the average fondue. Enjoyed by those on the South Beach Diet, Atkins, and Weight Watchers. Frowned upon by the gourmets at epicurious.com.

cntaqx

n. one of the worst possible ways to spell syntax. See also mkriobe.

yaqlwk

n. A weekly magazine devoted to endless chatter.

zrharc

1a. n. A half-chuckle expressed when reading something that's only slightly clever.

1b. n. "Slightly clever" applies to Stan's definitions. The other lexicographers' are much more clever.