dajkbd

n. A specialized computer keyboard for power users which has certian well-used, repetitive and somewhat hard-to-type 'net slang, Homestar Runner cant, and LOLspeak programmed onto individual keys, thereby enabling the haxxor to waste time with an efficiency never before seen.

vt. To use such a keyboard:

"You wouldn't have so much trouble typing Fhqwhgads if you'd just dajkbd it!"

[w00t!]