Zrharc! The Comment Word Verification Dictionary

mints

2009-01-05T09:10:00.000-08:00

n. pl. Conditions of ransom that have not been met, but that kidnappers do not really care about, i.e. fancy monogramming upon the briefcase that holds the ransom cash.

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Blogger wants to take away our fun

2008-11-13T05:57:00.000-08:00

I think that Blogger has changed the word verifications to look more word-like. I don't know if it helps or hurts us here. Just a few minutes ago, I got snott. I mean, that's practically a real word itself. The other day I saw scarredd. They just added an extra letter to scarred. Where's the fun in that? Well, maybe we can take it to another level. Maybe, if the captcha already closely resembles another word, we can make up a new definition that is completely different. Kind of like looking at an iron and saying, what if that was a telephone?

ommwow

2008-07-15T14:03:00.000-07:00

n. The exclamation of excitement felt upon one's encountering the massive One Million Masterpiece art project.

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kpdxdrk

2008-07-15T11:15:00.000-07:00

n. One who can tell you every program that has ever aired on television station KPDX in Portland, Oregon.

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eernobnj

2008-06-03T10:45:00.000-07:00

(n.) The actual name for the little tab of cartilage over your ear canal. Also any other part of the ear you can't quite remember the name to.

[speak up sonny!]

qghtatc

2008-06-03T10:43:00.000-07:00

n. A creature Captain Kirk fought in an episode of the original series. Probably.

[open hailing frequencies]

turnsm

2008-05-28T13:46:00.001-07:00

(vi) What a taxi driver does to his cab if he wants to go down a cross-street.

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leustobf

2008-05-05T22:41:00.000-07:00

n. A culinary creation from Europe that seems German and that all your friends say you'll absolutely love once you acquire a taste for it.

[Eine Wienderschnitzel, bitte!]

licjiew

2008-05-04T18:57:00.001-07:00

n. Any noun used to describe a common, mundane, and rather boring object that suggests it is a great deal sexier, naughtier, or more sordid than it actually is. Good for making elementary school students snicker; a licjiew uttered at Robert Frost Elementary School in Silverton, Oregon in 1972 resulted in the mass incapacitation of the entire fifth-grade class for about three hours on a Tuesday in March.

[whatchoo talkin' bout, Willis?]

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xurhp

2008-04-23T12:41:00.001-07:00

n. the belch that you try to stifle that manages, after a protracted internal peristaltic batttle, to become a three-hour hiccupping session. Studies[1] have shown that call center employees are particularly susceptible to this ailment, and being scheduled for an important, career-making speech automatically puts one into this high-risk group.

vt. The act of stifling such a belch; "What was that sound Joe made?" "That was him xurhping."

[you're excused!]

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[1] "Studies People Refer To When They Refer to 'Studies'", Journal of What "They" Say, VI/7, Sept 2006, pp 22-112.

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zgbozn

2008-04-22T10:07:00.001-07:00

vt. Of a person being pursued on the ground by police, act of executing some evasive maneuver they saw on television (e.g., calling "serpentine!" and then beginning to zigzag) to avoid being captured, only performing it so ineptly they all but ensure they will be caught.

[bad boys, bad boys, watchagonnado?]

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fzetmarw

2008-04-22T09:57:00.001-07:00

n, adj. A misplaced fear a crossdresser might have, e.g., worrying that their high-heels might not be appropriate for the dress when in fact the real problem was that they forgot their wig.

[miss thang!]

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dajkbd

2008-04-16T15:45:00.000-07:00

n. A specialized computer keyboard for power users which has certian well-used, repetitive and somewhat hard-to-type 'net slang, Homestar Runner cant, and LOLspeak programmed onto individual keys, thereby enabling the haxxor to waste time with an efficiency never before seen.

vt. To use such a keyboard:

"You wouldn't have so much trouble typing Fhqwhgads if you'd just dajkbd it!"

[w00t!]

yxerx

2008-04-16T15:42:00.000-07:00

v. to yank on a loose part of a mission-critical machine in such a way that it will then seem to work flawlessly until needed again, at which point it has been rendered absolutely broken and worthless.

[next time call a repairman]

ialho

2008-04-15T23:55:00.000-07:00

n. The new superstate created by the union of Iowa, Louisiana, and Idaho ... much to the dismay of the people of Wyoming, Nebraska, Missouri, and Arkansas.

[never got this in your geography class, I'll betcha]

khrgeq

2008-04-14T12:37:00.000-07:00

n. A particularly phlegm-oriented branch of the nomadic Touraeg of Saharan Africa.

['scuse me a sec ... aaahHEM!]

csuboogy

2008-04-01T08:32:00.000-07:00

n. The nickname of the mascot for Cyrano de Bergerac State University.
Go Boogys!

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Kofpmra

2008-04-01T08:13:00.000-07:00

n. Franz Kafka's illiterate, unsuccessful younger brother, who authored the not-so-well known worst-seller, The Metofmrphasis, about a man who turns into a caterpillar and then a butterfly.

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bacqu

2008-03-21T20:38:00.000-07:00

fig. of speech, What a field TV reporter says to throw it back to the studio.

[Now, let's check the traffic]

evptiyxq

2008-02-21T12:02:00.000-08:00

n. What they call the Epilady in Albania. Probably. For all we know. Cannot be pronounced by anybody not otherwise Albanian.

Hey, you ever looked at Albanian? It's got more gratuitous umlauts than all the metal bands put together! You know what the word "Albania" is in Albanian? Shqipëri! Can you pronounce that (provided you aren't Albanian)? Neither can we!

Dislclaimer: No Albanians were epilated during the production of this entry. No Albanian feelings were intentionally hurt by poking fun at the language (we keed!)

sjkfw

2008-02-19T20:25:00.001-08:00

(n, abbrev.) The airline code for the Samuel John Klein/Fort Worth airport – a large, inexplicable place which serves just Samuel John Klein and Fort Worth, TX.

[There is no parking in a white zone]

pooms

2008-02-19T02:30:00.001-08:00

(pl. n., sing form poom) One of those clouds of facial powder that bloom up when a powder puff gets dropped from a height of inches instead of being placed gently back into the powder box.

Pictured: a particularly notable poom observed near Nagasaki Japan in 1945 (photo courtesy US Department of Defense Using Beauty Products).

[original photo from Trinity site]

zwziga

2008-02-10T19:30:00.000-08:00

n. A hot imported sports car of indeterminiate origin. Most likely Italian, but could be Polish. Or maybe Hungarian.

[Photo of Car of the Year Award]

fbrzig

2008-02-04T14:13:00.000-08:00

n. The direction half the weave in a zigzag fabric weave patttern go.

Compare with: fbrzag.

[surely, you can't be serious!]

esvsl

2008-02-03T09:56:00.000-08:00

n. 1. A vessel, with an es on it.

esvsl, defn. 1

2. A vessel, with an es on it.

esvsl, defn. 2

3. A vessel, with an es on it.

esvsl, defn. 3

4. Any questions?

[I don't believe it!]

ryjoy

2008-02-02T18:42:00.001-08:00

n. Term descriptive of the anticipation of the transformative experience of eating a RyKrisp cracker.

Notably, this is more pronounced in some than in others.

compare with: triscuithappy, wheathinenthusiasm, saltinedread, oystercrackeranticipation

[prove it!]

icefit

2007-11-12T21:45:00.000-08:00

n. The measuring standard by which all ice shanties are judged.

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jweenen

2007-08-28T05:46:00.000-07:00

n. The lost Wayans brother.

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uoarm

2007-08-27T05:48:00.000-07:00

n. A giant appendage sticking out of the middle of the University of Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

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xbytpbbl

2007-08-23T14:36:00.000-07:00

(ex-BYTE-peb-bl), n., any one of eight bits of computer disk space that used to be used for a very useful thing, like storing part of InDesign or maybe a design project, that is now used to store anything with no apparent use–an old text file, or a single bit of an internet pr0n graphic.

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khymr

2007-08-10T18:24:00.000-07:00

(KIME-ur), n. A word descriptive of a person whose duty is to produce and sell khym, which is a powdered substance one does something with, perhaps cooking, or maybe skin care, or perhaps patching holes in walls.

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faddeh

2007-07-17T01:27:00.000-07:00

(FOD-deh), n. O, hai, u kno, yoah faddeh? Da guy what married yoah mommeh? Yah! Dat gai!

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ockalund

2007-06-07T20:29:00.000-07:00

geog. the capital city of an alternate-reality New Zealand.

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wzrkids

2007-05-23T07:15:00.000-07:00

1. n. the way too obvious secret codename used for the children of the band Weezer.

2. v. used to describe the comedic action of Shirley MacLaine's character in Steel Magnolias, Ouiser {pronounced "weezer"} Boudreaux. Example: Wzrkids harshly with Clairee.

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kwltn

2007-04-14T14:14:00.000-07:00

n. A gathering in which female community members sew up quilts for widows, orphans, and other individuals in poor circumstances. v. To participlate in such an activity. Frequently involves the statement: "Let's go kwltn!"

mation

2007-04-12T05:21:00.000-07:00

suff. used primarily to describe a process of animating something for visual presentation. Examples: Spaghettimation, ErikEstradamation.

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boojjs

2007-03-23T05:35:00.000-07:00

n. The sound of one's head a sploding, esp. when it has been totally rocket launchered.

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ieides

2007-03-09T18:50:00.000-08:00

n. The middle day of the month according to the ancient Roman calendar. Most famously known in connection with the quotation from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar: "Beware the ieides of March."

suckth

2007-03-04T19:19:00.000-08:00

v. Of the root "suck." (1) Early modern English verb implying the action of suction: e.g., "The vacuum suckth." Except there weren't any vaccums in 17th century England. Which I suppose may pose a problem for future lexicographers.

(2) A term of derision uttered by an individual with a lisp: e.g., "Thith movie suckth!"

xptbrd

2007-02-26T07:51:00.000-08:00

n. A Shakespearean scholar.

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nafawof

2007-01-17T19:01:00.000-08:00

n. A short distance. Often discussed when an automobile driver has stuffed his mouth with french fries. "Where's the gas station?" "Nafawof."

jhrnae

2007-01-07T16:33:00.000-08:00

Jhrnae. n. A long trip to a far-off land. Requires some measure of packing, usually.

Wieru

2006-09-28T20:59:00.000-07:00

How a person says "Where are you" after they've had a bottle of wine. :)

ogabso

2006-07-20T15:28:00.000-07:00

n. Perhaps the newest flavor of Pringles?

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xdiuary

2006-07-20T12:56:00.000-07:00

n. An obituary listing for a deceased "smiling" emoticon.

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msznuhpz

2006-07-09T10:21:00.000-07:00

1. n. pl. Mistakes, as spoken in a drunken, Alabama vernacular. "Messin'-ups."

2. n. pl. Wedding ceremonies for certain employees of Microsoft.

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mkriobe

2006-07-09T10:10:00.000-07:00

n. A microscopic organism causing disease in the part of the brain related to spelling words. See also: cntaqx, pomhr (1).

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pomhr

2006-07-09T01:48:00.000-07:00

1. n. Dayvhd, 1954-2006, the fictitional American President from TV's "24", according to someone who cannot spell anything correctly. See also mkriobe.

2. n. The Human Resources department of Pom Wonderful.

3. n. A virtually unknown beta spinoff site from Flickr, where users can upload their pomhs for free (25 megapomh limit).

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hjtik

2006-07-07T23:54:00.000-07:00

n. That ticking noise coming from the bomb-laden coat of a hijacker!

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aouzku

2006-07-03T21:57:00.000-07:00

n. The sound of a yawning baby with a moth or butterfly on its forehead.

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qkfqes

2006-06-19T11:00:00.000-07:00

n. A seemingly simple solution to a problem, such as using duct tape to patch a leak. Usually these "quick fixes" end up being less-than-ideal permanent solutions.

beavvz

2006-06-14T13:46:00.000-07:00

n. Beavers who rap.

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vawxvzk

2006-05-31T07:24:00.000-07:00

n, onomatopoea The sound of a fly trapped in a small cardboard container.

vkbkor

2006-05-12T13:29:00.000-07:00

n. A Viking biker.

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(Because someone made the comment that my last verification word looked like it was made up.)

dgdor

2006-05-11T20:52:00.000-07:00

n. The small opening at the bottom of a kitchen door, intended to allow Fido to roam in the backyard whenever it suits his fancy.

mmpqr

2006-05-08T21:09:00.000-07:00

n Often used to refer to one who has eaten M&Ms until they are literally sick of them.

gleoesat

2006-04-27T20:42:00.000-07:00

The excitement one experiences on the last day of the week.

ebodd

2006-04-24T21:05:00.000-07:00

n. The featured portion of a person's online profile photo, taken from the most flattering angle to make him or her appear in the most appealing light.

vynjac

2006-04-23T08:48:00.000-07:00

v. To divert a shipment of old-fashioned LP records. Not necessarily that big of a crime, actually.

yrfix

2006-04-23T08:42:00.001-07:00

interr. phr. "It's been almost 365 days since you've said you'd repair that...how much longer it's gonna be?!?!"

psuyugg

2006-04-19T00:21:00.000-07:00

n. A rarely-seen type of Viking groundhog whose males have a distinct tin-can-shaped head; found only within a four-block radius of the Portland State University downtown campus.

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hzzmom

2006-04-18T14:35:00.000-07:00

n. Feminine parental figure with the masculine singular possessive pronoun. Related to the term "her mom" (the feminine singular possessive of the same subject).

dcrik

2006-04-09T20:05:00.000-07:00

n. where you go to catch d'catfish while eatin' d'grits.

yukykrd

2006-04-05T18:11:00.000-07:00

n. A bad batch of cottage cheese.

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femibvj

2006-03-30T22:12:00.000-08:00

n. Fr. The feminine counterpart of The BVJ, in the poorly written French sequel to Roald Dahl's The BFG.

foxndchy

2006-03-30T00:01:00.000-08:00

n. The not-so-subtle code name for the "X-Files" contract between Fox Broadcasting Network and David Duchovny.

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wgeuzam

2006-03-24T09:09:00.000-08:00

v. to affix a wig so it really, really stays put.

fckavc

2006-03-22T21:52:00.000-08:00

n. The extreme frustration one feels that leads to cursing. Usually inspired by "audio-visual committees."

qaxbvsw

2006-03-19T20:21:00.000-08:00

n., slang A "leet" way of referring to Quacks By SW, an alternative duck and music festival held in El Paso, Texas, or maybe Armenia.

ggiaydic

2006-03-19T20:15:00.000-08:00

n A dance that consisists of 2/3rds of the "hokey-pokey", 1/3 Macareña, and 1/5 of whatever you come up with when you listen to Hall & Oates' "Rich Girl" (that adds up to 6/5ths, but don't worry, it works out)

uqqefz

2006-03-16T15:29:00.000-08:00

n. The sad sighs of a dying blog.

abdlaq

2006-03-03T09:40:00.000-08:00

adj. The Arabic word for having a large stomach, or a noticeable lack of abdominal muscles.

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dukeve

2006-03-01T13:38:00.000-08:00

n. A "duet" album featuring the music of Duke Ellington, with Eve singing vocals.

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myalxhdi

2006-02-06T23:27:00.000-08:00

n., med. The feeling one gets when one realizes that they are just about to suffer a headache, only it hasn't arrived yet.

torvkth

2006-01-27T08:13:00.000-08:00

n. Referring to the Toronto Vinland Vikings, only with a lisp.

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ucuesr

2006-01-25T17:31:00.000-08:00

1. n. Instruction for prompting an elderly person to do or say something: "You cue senior."

2. n. Instruction for drawing attention to the wrongdoing of a woman: "You accuse her."

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jrxledxb

2006-01-24T14:21:00.000-08:00

n. The junior champion of the National Dyslexic Spelling Bee.
(Apologies to Jim)

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uuumx

2006-01-24T13:36:00.000-08:00

n. The University of the University of the University of Mexico. Home of Los Jaguuuars Quuue Luuuchan (The Fighting Jaguuuars).

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slmop

2006-01-24T13:30:00.000-08:00

n. The splashing sound of a soaked mop hitting the linoleum.

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btaxf

2006-01-24T13:16:00.000-08:00

n. A boyfriend tax. It is unknown whether or not certain types of boyfriends are deductible.

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yumoma

2006-01-23T21:32:00.000-08:00

n. need i say more?

xstab

2006-01-15T17:46:00.000-08:00

n. A punky way to refer to a knife wound scar.

dwezu

2006-01-10T08:31:00.000-08:00

n. A dweeb zoo.

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xzombba

2006-01-06T12:39:00.000-08:00

n. A former zombie mambo momma.

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nwxjdzu

2006-01-03T16:47:00.000-08:00

n. A former NW Judo player who now farms kudzu.

xcfxxjdf

2006-01-03T16:45:00.000-08:00

n. An imaginary number in Roman numeral notation (CF+JDF = Square root of -I)

bixjrwd

2006-01-03T12:14:00.000-08:00

n. A word that is spoken by the son of the one true b!x.

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dpahmz

2006-01-03T12:03:00.000-08:00

n. pl. Dpartz of d'handz dat clapz togedder to d'riddimz.

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eacht

2005-12-29T13:59:00.000-08:00

n. A schoolboy attempting to call out for his instructor using pig-latin, yet forgetting how the last syllable goes.

ukpsuhci

2005-12-28T15:39:00.000-08:00

1. n. A fermented beverage of Eastern European and/or Asian origin.

2. adj. describing the mechanics of a pneumatic mail delivery tube.

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wietnaw

2005-12-28T15:29:00.000-08:00

n. How to say, "Vietnam," when you have no lips and your jaw is wired shut.

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gngkstyzr

2005-12-25T19:46:00.000-08:00

n. A memeber of the Polish Mafia. No, wait, that's the Czech Mafia. No, on second thought, the Polish one. Maybe. I can never keep those languages straight.

politers

2005-12-19T22:14:00.000-08:00

n. things used to teach etiquette. Can range from books and tapes to promises to get sent to bed without supper.

hgiglri

2005-12-19T13:25:00.000-08:00

n. A secluded mountain retreat where one goes to giggle.

owywsh

2005-12-17T22:30:00.000-08:00

n. an antiseptic solution used to prevent infection from scrapes, cuts, and other "owies"

dhivulb

2005-12-15T20:45:00.000-08:00

v. Telling the truth with a stuffy nose.

pdmiiutl

2005-12-15T20:39:00.000-08:00

n. a guitar-like instrument played during a scene in The Phantom Menace by Queen Amidala. Unlike Jar-Jar, sadly, it was edited out. Reviewers loved it. Man, that Lucas.

fymaaou

2005-12-15T20:38:00.000-08:00

n. abbrev. How one pronounces FEMMOWW, the Federal Emergency Managment agency for kitties.

tbtlhssy

2005-12-15T13:41:00.000-08:00

adj. sounding like the slow opening of a bottle of carbonated liquid.

gfaby

2005-12-14T17:04:00.000-08:00

n. the result of a compromise made when one cannot decide to call their girlfriend "girlfriend" or "baby".