gleoesat

The excitement one experiences on the last day of the week.

ebodd

n. The featured portion of a person's online profile photo, taken from the most flattering angle to make him or her appear in the most appealing light.

vynjac

v. To divert a shipment of old-fashioned LP records. Not necessarily that big of a crime, actually.

yrfix

interr. phr. "It's been almost 365 days since you've said you'd repair that...how much longer it's gonna be?!?!"

psuyugg

n. A rarely-seen type of Viking groundhog whose males have a distinct tin-can-shaped head; found only within a four-block radius of the Portland State University downtown campus.

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hzzmom

n. Feminine parental figure with the masculine singular possessive pronoun. Related to the term "her mom" (the feminine singular possessive of the same subject).

dcrik

n. where you go to catch d'catfish while eatin' d'grits.

yukykrd

n. A bad batch of cottage cheese.

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