Thursday, March 30, 2006


n. Fr. The feminine counterpart of The BVJ, in the poorly written French sequel to Roald Dahl's The BFG.


n. The not-so-subtle code name for the "X-Files" contract between Fox Broadcasting Network and David Duchovny.

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Friday, March 24, 2006


v. to affix a wig so it really, really stays put.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006


n. The extreme frustration one feels that leads to cursing. Usually inspired by "audio-visual committees."

Sunday, March 19, 2006


n., slang A "leet" way of referring to Quacks By SW, an alternative duck and music festival held in El Paso, Texas, or maybe Armenia.


n A dance that consisists of 2/3rds of the "hokey-pokey", 1/3 MacareƱa, and 1/5 of whatever you come up with when you listen to Hall & Oates' "Rich Girl" (that adds up to 6/5ths, but don't worry, it works out)

Thursday, March 16, 2006


n. The sad sighs of a dying blog.

Friday, March 03, 2006


adj. The Arabic word for having a large stomach, or a noticeable lack of abdominal muscles.

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Wednesday, March 01, 2006


n. A "duet" album featuring the music of Duke Ellington, with Eve singing vocals.

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