Thursday, December 29, 2005

eacht

n. A schoolboy attempting to call out for his instructor using pig-latin, yet forgetting how the last syllable goes.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

ukpsuhci

1. n. A fermented beverage of Eastern European and/or Asian origin.

2. adj. describing the mechanics of a pneumatic mail delivery tube.

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wietnaw

n. How to say, "Vietnam," when you have no lips and your jaw is wired shut.

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Sunday, December 25, 2005

gngkstyzr

n. A memeber of the Polish Mafia. No, wait, that's the Czech Mafia. No, on second thought, the Polish one. Maybe. I can never keep those languages straight.

Monday, December 19, 2005

politers

n. things used to teach etiquette. Can range from books and tapes to promises to get sent to bed without supper.

hgiglri


n. A secluded mountain retreat where one goes to giggle.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

owywsh

n. an antiseptic solution used to prevent infection from scrapes, cuts, and other "owies"

Thursday, December 15, 2005

dhivulb

v. Telling the truth with a stuffy nose.

pdmiiutl

n. a guitar-like instrument played during a scene in The Phantom Menace by Queen Amidala. Unlike Jar-Jar, sadly, it was edited out. Reviewers loved it. Man, that Lucas.

fymaaou

n. abbrev. How one pronounces FEMMOWW, the Federal Emergency Managment agency for kitties.

tbtlhssy

adj. sounding like the slow opening of a bottle of carbonated liquid.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

gfaby

n. the result of a compromise made when one cannot decide to call their girlfriend "girlfriend" or "baby".

Monday, December 12, 2005

ivxxget

n. The variety of intravaneous medication a pornstar receives.

sdqwy

org. The Society for Democratic Quacks of West Jersey. [link]

mrihoszs


n. An disease caused by goofing around in a magnetic resonance imaging system for too long.

vhnuuvy

adj. How euphoric one feels after sticking their lips into the hose of a high-powered vacuum cleaner.

Friday, December 09, 2005

wzvabaay


n. The wacky morning show on Z-103.5 FM (Marion, WV), which is hosted by Buzz Woolworth, an actual sheep.

evtqyz

n. a test given at an educational event, e.g. a spelling bee.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

mdqooc


n. The doctor who will not be performing my elective surgery, thank you very much.

sukodbl


n. The evil twin of the popular number puzzle Sudoku.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

uzbld

1. n. A variation of the Uz typeface.

2. n. The statement from a Mafia henchman noticing the lack of hair upon his cohort's head. (From a low-quality FBI surveillance recording.)

lstndvzj


n. A lemon-stained visage.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

hvmrc


n. An exclamation of desperate defeat cried by a person who uses no vowels.

otnvko

n. The end of a Las Vegas boxing match that has gone into "extra" rounds. See follbam.

yweqm


interr. phr. The question a mother asks herself when she sees her children sleeping peacefully.

ntkzehg

n. an existentialist embrace.

Etymology: Nietzsche + hug

jlkzu


n. Written on a note passed between one 7th grade girl and another. "Jake likes you."

Sunday, December 04, 2005

dylaynx

n. A drug that helps you do something somehow, maybe sleep in more than one position, unless it doesn't. Might be a placebo. Under develepment by Upjohn.

Friday, December 02, 2005

iesulau

n. A luau held in Hawaii in honor of Internet Explorer

hviyn

n. The HIV virus in a young dyslexic.

iqvma

n. Where that girl in the song The Girl From Ipanema was walking to.

ftpejrsn

n. That guy who used to measure your foot for shoes at the shoe store, before those cheesy Payless Shoe Stores were everywhere ("foot person").

clscnhh

interr. phr. The question "closing?" put to a shop owner by a person whose teeth are wired shut.

fyoubip

n. The little pixel "puck" in the old game of Pong, but only when it's coming your way. (compare with gwaybip)

exmton

n. abbrev. Former (ex) megaton. Maybe it's just a kiloton now.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

zipdp

n. sour cream with too much cayenne pepper or tabasco sauce in it

dieneolf

n. A new recipe of bread created by The Matrix's Agent Smith.

brknyvy

1. n. what people from the other boroughs of NYC have for people who live in brooklyn.

2. n. the plant somoene has who doesn't know how to take care of plants

poxyfoqp

n. the shuddering shock exhibited when a cold, fat raindrop has plopped onto the back of one's neck.

eqiztrdh


n. a Middle Eastern spelling of Erik Estrada.

gkkkt


n. The vocal sound one uses to describe the scraping of a snow shovel across a sidewalk or street.

nunoqx

n. The cleaning liquid with which nuns clean their counter tops.